And, being nearly disconsolate with profound grief, and to demonstrate my remorse at having given offense, I have provided this page for you.  You may not realize it but while you are busy reading this little note, in the background the computer is processing the appropriate response.  How's that for proactive consideration of readers' sensitivities?

Anyway... If a new page has not appeared in two or three hours, please scroll down to troubleshoot the situation.  if the situation was so grave it was unable to come up with a suitable response, please click on the "cancel" button to reset the machine.  Then all will be as it should be...

.... Just a little further down...